He reminds me of a Chihuahua.




       Food tastes waaaaaaaaaaay better if you haven’t eaten for like three days. Happy now, stomach? 


-{ ♔ }- Might as well just start eating, right? Thanks for the meal., he says and takes a meat bun from the plate.


       Apparently, she was so hungry that she forgot her manners. Thanks for the m—Never talk with your mouth full, ‘cause eventually you will choke, like this idiot. 

(Source: thisisrpstuff)

                 ǀ ɗση’т ωαηт тσ ωαкє υρ

                                                               l o n e l y

(Source: daryl-my-brother)


  • "constantly trying to one-up each other at our favorite coffee-shop’s every-other-weekly poetry slam" AU

  • "met while helping a small lost child find their parents at ComiCon because we were dressed as their favorite characters and they trusted us" AU

  • "our mutual friend is in the film directing program at art school/our uni’s art department and they suckered us into being in their shitty low-budget overly pretentious horror flick" AU

  • "playing Beatrice and Benedick together in this community theatre production of Much Ado About Nothing, which is hilarious considering our offstage relationship" AU

  • "we’re the newest members of an edutainment performance group that goes to schools to teach kids about drugs or smoking or whatever" AU

  • "this blind date was going so well until it turned out that you were actually one of the cruel popular kids from my high school" AU

  • "sorry for rifling through your trash at two in the morning, but I’m an avant garde artist and I needed material for a new installation piece" AU

  • "we’re the newest members of the local Rocky Horror Picture Show shadowcast and get told we have to play Brad and Janet this week/month at the last possible minute" AU

  • "I’m an art student and you’re not just my friend, you’re my favorite model for my pieces, and we’re both waiting for nude modeling to be on the table but I’m not sure if I’m allowed to ask" AU

  • "we used to be rivals in kiddie beauty pageants and talent shows, but then you kinda disappeared, we just found each other again by accident and goddamn, get a look at you now” AU

  • "both of our flights home for Christmas got snowed in by a freaking blizzard, there’s only one room left at the airport Hilton and we can’t get out of here for like, three days" AU

  • "accidentally started doing the ‘prepare for trouble’ ‘make it double’ Team Rocket motto together while waiting in a long line for something or other" AU

  • "I’m sorry for accidentally creeping you out, one of my professors made me go people watching at the park/mall/etc. so I can write an ethnography and I swear I wasn’t following you on purpose" AU

I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.

So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.

This would be a lot of help, thank you.

(Source: deanbelievesincas)


[秒速5センチメートル: Starry Skies]

(Source: rinkizaki)